If you buy only one item this year, it's got to be this hat. This Limited Edition hat has changed my life in so many ways, not the least of which is learning what a "Hostile Takeover" means to any company in the United States of the Americas. I feel as though I now have a better understanding of what it means to own a business, and what it means when strangers start asking too many questions about it. As I am a student at Portland Community College, I have decided to go from a major in Arc Welding and Pig Iron Smelting, into Business and Management. My hope is to someday start my own business, and when it's big and successful, someday, I will have Portland Vespa and this hat, to thank for it. Bless you fine men, for all you do. Semper Fidelis!